“You are more likely to choke on a dick than choke on orange juice pulp” —-Chris
This is Christopher’s defense as to why orange juice w/pulp is not a choking hazard. I disagree. Drinking OJ with pulp leads to death…well, for me anyway.
I wish my boyfriend would wake up so we can start our day, which will be filled with dress shopping and cheesecake eating. A girl’s dream.
Today’s my birthday, and the best gift I’ve received thus far is my summer vacation. I didn’t really enjoy having to take a final this morning, but it’s SUCH A GOOD FEELING to know I don’t have to take exams, write papers, or sit through long and boring lectures until September. And best of all, I get to spend the rest of the day with this handsome fellow. :)






